As the proud owner of five — yes five — pesky little felines ranging in color and age I'm essentially an expert on the perks and the pitfalls of having so many kitties running around. And although I've trained one of them to take baths and another to walk on her hind-legs, all kidding aside, they can be a real pain in the ass.
Do I love them more than anything that's ever lived? Yes, but they also claw the absolute sh*t out of my furniture and wake me up at 3 a.m. for food. But even though they're my furry little children and I'd do anything for them, sometimes you need a good laugh. Thankfully, 100 Reasons to Panic About Being a Cat Lady ($10), delivers some much-needed humor for cat mamas like myself.
From touching on the very inconvenient reality that every article of clothing you own will be covered in hair to the off-chance that you may blow a ton of money commissioning portraits of your cat (been there!), this tiny little book certainly covers all the bases.
Because what's wrong with another reason to celebrate?
Um, fine art and cats make the perfect pair, obviously.
Hey, your cat might not officially get out of your house, but they'll be out of sight the second you turn the vacuum on.
I wake up in the middle of the night with at least one set of eyeballs on me.
You may not "make stuff" out of it, but yes, there will be cat hair everywhere. Our advice? Get a Roomba.
